Stolen from ~orionsdemon who stole it from *icekitty who probably stole it from somebody I don't know.

1. Choose one or a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

I'll use Draco (half-elf ranger and dragoon), Cole (undead arch-devil badass), Saro (elfin gawth rock star) and Donta (a wizard's goblin familiar).

What is your name? What does it mean, if anything?

Draco: "Sir Draco Madic, formerly of the Imperial Keeleon army. Ah'm told the name means dragon in another tongue."
Cole: "My name's shut the hell up. It means I'm about to -murder- you."
Saro: "Sunduiri d'elghinn Saro Sanguine, but my fans call me Necrosaro. You can call me, oh god yes!"
Donta: "Hrk.. Damn turd!"

Where are you from?

Draco: "Originally come from th' port town north of the highlands near Keeleon. Don't call any place home for too long these days."
Cole: "If I wanted you to know, I'd drag your sorry rotten carcass there myself."
Saro: "Here, there, wherever. I hail from the fine districts of Athkatla, capital of Amn, but I tour all four corners of the map. I don't like to be tied down for more than a few hours at a time, if you know what I mean."
Donta: "Damn turd were live in am potty chair cage. Now it live in uhh... foot of Miss P's bed. Yah."

How old are you?

Draco: "Thirty-two."
Cole: "Very."
Saro: "Old enough to know what I'm doing but still young enough to pull it off."
Donta: "Uh... square?"

What's your sign?

Draco: "Accordin' to the monastery's star charts, ah'm born under the sign of the Thief."
Cole: *outstretches middle finger and jabs it upwards forcefully*
Saro: "Happy hour, dusk 'til dawn. Free tap, fine ladies and great music."
Donta: *traces a smiley face on the ground with a stick*

What's your height?

Draco: "Five and a half feet, around about."
Cole: "Six foot ten and a half, three hundred pounds of bad motherf-ker."
Saro: "Eight and a half inches. ...What? Oh! Never mind. Hah!"
Donta: "Me am thiiiiiis tall!"

Do you have any bad habits?

Draco: "Suppose ah do, at that. Rather not get into it if is all th' same to you."
Cole: "I have anger management problems."
Saro: "I'm afraid so. I'm always inadvertently making the ladies fall in love with me."
Donta: "Uh, yah. It make piddle in floor sometime and Miss P go, noooo bad goblin! And smack it in nose with papers."

Are you a virgin?

Draco: "Rather not talk about it."
Cole: "Heh, no."
Saro: "Oh hell no! I've got a whole trunk full of belts that are full of notches! Ha ha!"
Donta: "Uhhhh... don't know. Am ask Miss P if it is."

Who's your mate/spouse?

Draco: "Don' have one any more."
Cole: "Don't got one. Don't need one. Don't -want- one."
Saro: "Right now I'm involved with blonde waitress at The Silver Parrot and her roommate. Oh, and the redhead who works the fruit stand at the edge of the market district."
Donta: "It mate at Miss P's leg sometime. Heehee!"

What's your favourite food?

Draco: "Squirrel's alright. Whatever me and naraki agni can hunt down. Pheasant's good, too."
Cole: "Heh, you are."
Saro: "I really enjoyed the Thayvian roc eggs, though they're an import and tend to be expensive."
Donta: "Err, tiny rocks. Big ones am got stuck easy."

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?

Draco: "Ice... cream? That doesn't sound very appealing."
Cole: "Tell me about it. That's a stupid f-king question."
Saro: "Yeah, really. They're stupid and they should feel bad for asking it."
Donta: "Me sorry."
Saro: "Dumbass.."
Cole: "Heh."

Have you killed anyone?

Draco: "Sometimes there jus' ain't no other way around it, sorry to say."
Cole: "No. I dig up their dead mother, reanimate the whore and make -her- do it."
Saro: "Yoooou can't prove anything!"
Donta: "Oooooooo! One time it got ride on big metal suit thing and it go PLAPLAPLAPALPLAH! Hehehe! They all go squish! Yay!"

Do you hate anyone?

Draco: "Sometimes. Try not to, though."
Cole: "Yeah... Yeah."
Saro: "Hate is such a strong word.. I think it works, though."
Donta: "It hates big persons try walk on it. Don't even look! Hmph."

Have any secrets?

Draco: "A few. Who doesn't?"
Cole: "I don't need to keep secrets. Everybody who so much as looks at me sideways gets their eyes ripped out."
Saro: "Oh, my closet is just full of skeletons."
Donta: "Hehehe, nope nope nope. Huh uh!"

Do you love anyone?

Draco: "No."
Cole: "Hell no."
Saro: "Well sure! I love all my fans. Some once or twice a night."
Donta: "It love Miss P. Her take good care of it."

What is your job?

Draco: "Ah'm between jobs right now."
Cole: "Professional f-k you facilitator."
Saro: "Dirge singer and performance artist."
Donta: "Carry Miss P's books aaaaaand not am eat her shoes no more."

Boy or girl?

Draco: "What?"
Cole: "I think she's calling you a woman."
Saro: "Hahahaaaa-ahh ha... HAH!"
Donta: "Psst.. Hey, that girl am have beard. Look."
Saro: *thud* "HAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH!!"
Draco: "..."

What do you do to relax?

Draco: "Have a cup of wine."
Cole: "Animate a few corpses and watch them fight each other."
Saro: "Hand out a couple of back stage passes to some cute females in the audience and have a party like only the dirgesinger can host."
Donta: "Take nap."

What's the weirdest thing that happened to you?

Draco: "...too many memories to pick just one. Maybe th' one time me an' the elf girl got trapped in the palace of time or some such. Lots of illusion magic 'round there."
Cole: "The day my daughter was.. born. That was...... Yeah."
Saro: "Pfft. Walk a mile in my boots and you'll learn that weird is relative."
Donta: "Miss P make exppremint make it fly like birds! Got stuck on roof all night. So sad."

Have you kissed anyone?

Draco: "Yes."
Cole: "None of your damn business."
Saro: "Yes, and I still would be if you hadn't pulled me away for this interview."
Donta: "It kiss Miss P time. She go, mmm, ooo, eww, go back to bed!"

Favorite genre of music?

Draco: "Somethin' slow that ah can relate to."
Cole: "Anything that gets me in the mood to bash some heads in."
Saro: "My own, of course! Or any other dark atmospheric chords."
Donta: "Dootthe la la la la la la la!"

Ever went on a date?

Draco: "Ain't been courtin' in a good many years."
Cole: "Once or twice. I never found a girl I could stand for very long, though."
Saro: "Well I thought after the interview we might go back to the inn and have a few drinks.."
Donta: "Date? Umm... Froofday? Iono."

What's your talent?

Draco: "Decent with a sword ah guess. Pretty good shot, too."
Cole: "Scaring the sh-t out of people."
Saro: "You mean other than the obvious devilish charm, haunting voice and song writing skills? Well, I'm pretty good with my hands, heheh.."
Donta: "It do flip ups! And climb good! Yeah!

Who was your first?

Draco: "My now deceased wife."
Cole: "Your dead grandmother."
Saro: "Your sister."
Donta: "You! Unf!"

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I tag you, you aaaaand you! No, not you, the one behind you. Yeah, you.